“Bisexuals need to pick a side” I’ve picked my side. I’m bisexual. I’m not like, hopping back and forth across the fence, I have a completely separate yard with it’s own fence and it’s name is bisexuality, and the fact that you hate the yard does not alter the reality or comfort of the yard, it just means you will never get the pleasure of kissing my face while you yell insults over your fence.